I cannot find where to watch episode 2. And I am afraid to scroll down or search to far into the tags without spoiling the whole episode. Anyone have a link for me?
| me at night: | tomorrow i'm gonna wake up early and start with a run and then i'm gonna go over my notes and drink a super healthy protein shake and eat fruit and work on ME i'm gonna dress so nice and be extra kind and study hard tomorrow i am gonna OWN this :) |
| me in the morning: | no. |
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,
Seduce me. Write letters to me. And poems, I love poems. Ravish me with your words.
— Seduce me.
(via hedainthebeda)
When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.”
Someone said this to me once, that a man needs to feel like a man, I replied “well I’m not stopping him” and had to watch this fragile creature try to explain to me that my strong personality could demean men.
Like, if I have to pretend you are a strong man and cater to that then clearly you’re not that strong dude.
(via hedainthebeda)
this is some geek shit and i’m about it
my man starring too???
JEFF GOLDBLUM!
(via theymerb)
harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson
“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”
“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”
(via hedainthebeda)